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Hello to all of you and thanks for dropping in.
I have been quite busy lately but due to persistent nagging about when am I going to post again? here it is :-)

"Banksy" on Hammersmith flyover

How not to liven up a Bar-B-Q

McDonald's unregistered software

September London 2600 meeting

Nigella Lawson celebrity TV chef filming at the fish stall

Trashing Karma

Cloud photo

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Well it`s hot....45 degrees C....

Well as usual I got sh**faced....

I found a dual P2 server...

A "Stinkie" riots.....

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Any one in the Soho / Leicester Square area be careful of the "Pizzas" in the glass cabinets,...

I sat down on the tube and realised from the stench that I was sitting next to a drunk "Stinky".....

Well this one is "NOT" Worksafe, but is something that just "HAS" to be blogged....

The "Tube Party" ( Space Hijackers ) is being put off due to the recent bomb etc., alerts on the Underground, it may happen around June or July...

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Some prat on the Tube decided it might be a laugh and pulled the "EMERGENCY" lever and stopped the train just outside Wimbledon.......

Five, hold on!...make that six security alerts due to suspicious cases and packages, also we have had a fire somewhere and signal failures everywhere......

Trashing.....

The Police are clamping down on the Stinkies...

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Yesterday a tree fell onto the tube tracks at Barons Court and closed the Piccadilly and District lines for a few hours....

The Internet cafe crashed twice this week....

Dr-K's book is not being published till the 1st of March.....

On the way back there was a *pissed woman trying to use a fag packet as an oyster card.....?

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It turns out that the cable was carrying 11000 volts....yes....Eleven Thousand Volts.....

I went out ratching and found a Sanyo....

MID MONTH MEETING (London 2600)........19:30 Hrs, 20-02-04 at the Be the Reds,

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Well what can you say?....Friday the Thirteenth certainly lived up to it`s reputation today.....

The computer rooms shut down one at a time then the lights went out.....

Hmmm, maybe going on the Internet isn`t so safe.....

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The door bell rings and I pick up the intercom to get, Hello mate, I`m the plumber where`s the leak?....

I am outside saying goodbye to the guys and persuading the Traffic Warden not to give them a ticket (sucsessfully)....

I went over to the car to see what they were so interested in.....

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I went out for a walk around 19:00Hrs and everything was peaceful, and then all hell broke loose....

Prediction by Rat ....

There used to be a "pirate radio station" called Radio Jackie....

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I decided to go to the Linux show up the road at Olympia, (no students allowed as they don`t buy anything policy) and was chatting to a friend about what name I was going to call myself for the pass,

I had a few ideas but my friend said as IBM were there why not use SCO?, so I went for Rev Adrian Rat, Software Protection, S.C.O.....

I was very surprised that I didn`t get the usual slating for using Windows products and get the run of the mill Unix, Linux, BSD etc., supremacy lectures, I have W2k Pro, on most of my boxes....

I guessed right about the out come of my "gropers" sentencing, he got sectioned for 28 days....

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