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We got the full aircraft type safety drill....

I swear his eyes watered....

The city is a nightmare...

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I am in the middle of writing a mobile phone water damage, repair guide....

I was wandering around in town and spotted this bloke....

I went to the "Brumcon" in Birmingham....

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Fun and games again, This time the wrath is saved for the London Underground....

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AVC 307R B/W IR Camera .....

He suddenly developed a nose bleed....

Kewl the Stinkies are looking after me....

I got yet another bag nicked...yeah I know.....

The thieving gits around here are getting smarter.....

I nearly got done for assault and robbery....

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Any one in the Soho / Leicester Square area be careful of the "Pizzas" in the glass cabinets,...

I sat down on the tube and realised from the stench that I was sitting next to a drunk "Stinky".....

Well this one is "NOT" Worksafe, but is something that just "HAS" to be blogged....

The "Tube Party" ( Space Hijackers ) is being put off due to the recent bomb etc., alerts on the Underground, it may happen around June or July...

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Some prat on the Tube decided it might be a laugh and pulled the "EMERGENCY" lever and stopped the train just outside Wimbledon.......

Five, hold on!...make that six security alerts due to suspicious cases and packages, also we have had a fire somewhere and signal failures everywhere......

Trashing.....

The Police are clamping down on the Stinkies...

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SMAC "can" be used to change the mac address of your laptop bluetooth device....

We in town have a nickname for the aggresive alcoholic begger / mugger / crackhead / dossers in town....Stinkies.....

wahey off I go.....one Stinky a bucket of soapy water and sponge later...window clean, Stinky gone :-)

Rat being the old git...

Snarfing bandwidth is tricky at times so there may be delays in replies.....Cheers :-)

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we have been given our marching orders.....

Hmmm....I am doing tests on my own LAN and will let you all know of the results :-)

Result ?......The best death look I have seen for ages, from 20 meters :-)

Some of the signatures are from, Osibisa, Frankie Valli, Tony Beard, John Reid, KC and the Sunshine Band, Pilot, Big Country, Druids and Joe Pass...

I saw this bodge on the tube track....

It seems that "BT" don`t seem to trust anyone.....

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Yesterday a tree fell onto the tube tracks at Barons Court and closed the Piccadilly and District lines for a few hours....

The Internet cafe crashed twice this week....

Dr-K's book is not being published till the 1st of March.....

On the way back there was a *pissed woman trying to use a fag packet as an oyster card.....?

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