First part not worksafe :-)

Hi everyone,
Came off the tube at Hammersmith to see a load of Night contractors for the Underground clowning about and having a good laugh before their shift started...., these guys were posing to their mates, the first guy flashing and the second giving a B,J, to the statue, one of the gang was taking pictures with a digital camera phone, I asked if I could take a photo for my blog site and they said yes......
So here it is....View image

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"WORKSAFE" FROM HERE ON
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The "Tube Party" ( Space Hijackers ) is being put off due to the recent bomb ect, alerts on the Underground, it may happen around June or July,
The other people involved are worried that a bunch of people descending on the underground on mass with strange electronic kit and other weird stuff, which in turn might cause a few problems with the paranoid.
But as I have discovered that the meeting place is just around the corner of my favourite internet cafe, I am going to go to the meetings to help organise the event...so it might happen sooner than later ;-)
Isn`t it strange how the world moves in close circles, as the other day I bumped into two members of the "Space Hijackers" at Tottenham Court Road tube station and tonight found 5 other "organisers" in the same place queuing at the ticket barrier.....weird....

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The other day a group of female teenagers arrived at the phone counter and said to the guy working there, there is someone outside trying to attract his attention,
The guy looked around to see a tall blond female hoick up her T shirt and press here well developed boobs up against the window, she then planted a big kiss on the glass...the guy took it well, and phone numbers were exchanged ( she`s 19 and Scandinavian :-)
Sorry no photos as was too busy drooling.......

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I sat down on the tube and realised from the stench that I was sitting next to a drunk "Stinky".....
I tried to ignore his violent gestures and finaly threatened the guy with violence of the like of which he may never receive again....
He backed off but about five minutes later he tried dipping my pocket.....
Somehow the Stinky damaged himself leaving the train.....and headbutted a wall.....rather hard....Hmmm.....he must have slipped on the rubbish that he was strewing around, and amazingly out of 36 people, no-one, "exactly", remembered what happened ?-)

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Any one in the Soho / Leicester Square area be careful of the "Pizzas" in the glass cabinets, I made the mistake of getting a slice for the journey back home.....
They are kept in luke warm ( otherwise they dry out ) cabinets, already cooked untill they sell, and then "Re-heated" in microwave ovens to a little bit warmer.....if you are lucky....

I was ill for three days....quite a few hours of sitting on the bog with a bucket on my knees going at it with both ends at once followed by high fever, 103 F, hot and cold sweats, delirium and 12 hazy hours of recollection,
The Doctor came around and got one of my neighbours to keep an eye on me, who ended up sponging me down with cold water during the fever......at which she called the Doctor back....He wanted to take me to Hospital.....I said no as I was winning naturally, and if it gets to bad my friend will call an ambulance...5 hours later I was able to walk around....

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Keep on reading as there`s loads more to come....
Yours
The Reverend Rat