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January 29, 2008

U2: Don't Download, Don't Listen, Please Ignore ..

U2 manager takes Internet providers to task

Paul McGuinness, longtime manager of rock band U2, has called on Internet service providers to immediately introduce disconnection policies to end illegal music downloads and urged governments to make sure they do.

I think what he means is that people who download anything by "U2" should be cut off - possibly he has other motives in saying that - but I don't, because I regard "U2" as an overhyped rock band with second rate tunes that I won't waste my money on - let alone my bandwidth.

Basically I am so sick of "Bozo" and his third rate rock combo that if I never hear any U2 tune again it will be too soon - and as for having yet another rich little ego twit thinking he can save the world - I have a message: "Grow up and ditch the self-narcissim thing before you end up like a certain other celeb that is as crazy as you"


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May 31, 2007

A Job Worth Having?

An I was only doing my job alert as a company cuts off the electric power for an unpaid bill - for a woman on an oxygen machine

A gravely ill woman dependent on an oxygen machine died after a power company confronted her over an unpaid bill for £62 and cut off her electricity supply.

Folole Muliaga, 44, who suffered from heart and lung disorders, begged the contractor to switch the electricity back on. But, with the alarm of her oxygen machine sounding, he told her that he was only doing his job.

Within ten minutes she began to suffer a severe headache and said that she could not see. She died within two hours.

For shame - how cam amyone protest that "they were only doing their job" and kill somebody?

Looks like a case of collective amnesia coupled with the "fear of being fired".

If our "modern society" uses the "fear factor" to ensure their workers are obedient - and then causes other peoples deaths - are they not culpable?


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April 23, 2007

Cold Case Network

I've already wondered why the connectivity of the Internet has not been used to solved the Zodiac Ciphers - and then I found that Amateur sleuths keep cold cases alive

There are 100,000 missing people in the United States alone and at least 6,000 unidentified bodies. With the authorities struggling to solve so many cases, thousands of volunteers are using the internet to try to match the missing with the unidentified.

Often people involved in using the Internet to help resolve crimes are called amateur sleuths. I think the amateur effort is becoming an actual science. Those of us who seek the technology of the Internet, but not only the Internet, to find resolve in cold cases have found a niche that truly deserves a name.

This idea of "cyber-sleuthing" - which involves both internet research and normal "shoe-leather research" in the real world - has been given a name: TechCriminology

It sounds like a powerful tool - but it needs checks and balances - suppose a group of "cybersleuths" pointed the finger at you and you were innocent?

Right now I like the idea - but the possible negative effects on the innocent could be life shattering

It sounds like a 21st Century version of Hue and Cry

By the statute of Winchester, 13 Edw. I cc. 1 and 4, (1285) it was provided that anyone, either a constable or a private citizen, who witnessed a felony shall make hue and cry, and that the hue and cry must be kept up against the fleeing felon from town to town and from county to county, until the felon is apprehended and delivered to the sheriff.

All able bodied men, upon hearing the shouts, were obliged to assist in the pursuit of the criminal, which makes it comparable to the posse comitatus. It was moreover provided that a hundred that failed to give pursuit on the hue and cry would become liable in case of any theft or robbery.

Those who raised a hue and cry falsely were themselves guilty of a felony.

So - how far can an Internet based "Hue and Cry" go before falling foul of the copyright laws?

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April 22, 2007

The Best Ever "Hands- Free set"

As anyone who reads this blog will know - I am not a fan of mobile phones - so this product gets the official "Dr.K. Seal of Approval" ...


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April 12, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007): "So it Goes"

Kurt Vonnegut - one of my favourite authors - has died.

I'll never forget watching the film Between Time and Timbuktu when I was about 14 or so.

It was part of a late, late night BBC2 series of science fiction films - but because I was "home alone" and trusted - I used to stay up late watching all the films that I should would never normally have seen ..

The next day I couldn't remember the name of the film - but I remembered one thing - the name of "Vonnegut".

A quick trip to the library later - and knowing how to use the library catalogue index and all - I had a pile of his books in my hand.

It took me years to find out the name of the film I had watched that night, it wasn't until they published a "book of stills" from the movie (which - regretfully - I lent out and no longer own) - that I found out the name of the movie which has set me on this journey.

But by then I had learnt the word of Vonnegut - Ice Nine - Tent Rentals on Mars - Schlachthof Fünf - and most of all - my favourite science fiction writer of all time - Kilgour Trout.

I am a fan of Kilgour Trout to this day - because he was the first Sci-Fi author who taught me not to take things too seriously - (as a young 14 yr old SciFi fan might do on occasion) - and he made me laugh.

Kurt Vonnegut - 1922 - 2007 - "So It Goes"

I hope they put it on his tombstone ....


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March 30, 2007

Chocolate Christ "a sickening display"

Our wonderful modern culture has turned up another odd tale: Display of Controversial 'Chocolate Jesus' Sculpture Cancelled

A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ was canceled Friday amid a choir of complaining Catholics that included Cardinal Edward Egan.

But word of the confectionary Christ infuriated Catholics, including Egan, who described it as "a sickening display."


I would consider 200 pounds of milk chocolate sickening too - and I guess we can expect Christians to riot all over the world - again ...

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Teach Children to Walk and Talk

Not a bad idea you might think - after all isn't that just what parents have been doing for years ...

But no - from NuLabour Britain we have yet another example of mind-boggling stupidity that you could not make up - Children should be taught to walk and talk - like as they say - "no sh*t Sherlock" ...

Children should be taught "life skills" instead of facts and figures because they can look up all they need to know on the Internet, teachers' leaders claim today.

It almost sounds reasonable - until we get to this

Martin Johnson said:

"There's a lot to learn about how to walk. If you were going out for a Sunday afternoon stroll you might walk in one way.

"If you're trying to catch the train you might walk in another way and if you are doing a day's cliff walk you might walk in another way.

"If you are carrying a pack, there's a technique in that.

"We need a nation of people who understand their bodies and can use their bodies effectively.


Indeed - understanding your body is one thing - but apparently we only need the skills that teachers can give us ...

For the state to suggest that some knowledge should be privileged over other knowledge is a bit totalitarian in a 21st century environment.

We are arguing that knowledge which traditionally has got high status should not be privileged over other kinds of knowledge.


Hmmm - that bit about "privileged knowledge" - is that about reading and writing and how to add up or anything like that??

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March 22, 2007

Sales of Music Decline Sharply

Of course it must be my fault - because I insist on downloading legal MP3s

In a dramatic acceleration of the seven-year sales decline that has battered the music industry, compact-disc sales for the first three months of this year plunged 20% from a year earlier, the latest sign of the seismic shift in the way consumers acquire music.

The sharp slide in sales of CDs, which still account for more than 85% of music sold, has far eclipsed the growth in sales of digital downloads, which were supposed to have been the industry's salvation.


Too many d*mned hippies making their own music and giving away for free - they must be anarchists - they must be stopped!!
Retailers and others say record labels have failed to deliver big sellers. And even the hits aren't what they used to be. Norah Jones's "Not Too Late" has sold just shy of 1.1 million copies since it was released six weeks ago. Her previous album, "Feels Like Home," sold more than 2.2. million copies in the same period after its 2004 release.

"Even when you have a good release like Norah Jones, maybe the environment is so bad you can't turn it around," says Richard Greenfield, an analyst at Pali Research.


Norah who?????

Sorry BigMedia - but some of us want a little more than the watered down pap you feed us ...

Not only that - but if you want me to use my bandwidth to pirate promote your material and do your "digital distribution" for you - think again ...


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March 15, 2007

Gunplay

Of course this sort of thing happens when we play "Monopoly" or "Risk" all the time - so why call it Gunplay in the caption?

From the New York Times ...



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At least the article was a little more honest

Two unarmed auxiliary police officers were fatally shot last night during a chase with a gunman on a busy stretch of bars and restaurants in the heart of Greenwich Village, the authorities said.

The shooting occurred in a busy part of Greenwich Village.

The gunman was shot and killed about 9:30 p.m. by regular police officers who quickly responded to the scene, the authorities said.

Lazy sub-editor with captioning dyslexia - or just an indication of how untrustworthy mainstream media has become in its reporting??

Like if we all play with guns nobody gets hurt - right?

UPDATE:

The NY Times have changed their caption - but still mention the word Gunplay


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At least they mention that people died while somebody was playing with their guns, and not just killed in some kind of gameplaying accident caused by guns

If anyone can tell me of someone who died playing Risk - I'd love to hear about it ...

maybe the counters fell on their head ....


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March 5, 2007

Mobile Phones

Seems like I am not the only person on the planet who finds mobile phones annoying - Charlie Brooker expresses his annoyance in the Guardian - My new mobile is lumbered with a bewildering array of unnecessary features aimed at idiots

The menu system is a confusing mangle of branching dead ends. It has touch-sensitive buttons that either refuse to work, or leap into action if you breathe on them. One such button also terminates calls, so it is easy to cut people off merely by holding the phone against your ear to hear them. It has no apparent "silent" mode, and when you set it to vibrate, it buzzes like a hornet in a matchbox.

It is lumbered with a bewildering array of unnecessary "features" aimed at idiots, including a mode that scans each text message and turns some of the words into tiny ani- mations, so if someone texts to say they have just run over your child in their car, the word "car" is replaced by a wacky cartoon vehicle putt-putting onto the screen. There is also a crap built-in game in which you play a rabbit ("Step into the role of Bobby Carrot - the new star of cute, mind-cracking carrot action!").

When you dial a number, you have a choice of seeing said number in a gigantic, ghastly typeface, or watching it moronically scribbled on parchment by an animated quill. I can't find an option to see it in small, uniform numbers. The whole thing is the visual equivalent of a moronic clip-art jumble sale poster designed in the dark by a myopic divorcee experiencing a freak biorhythmic high. Worst of all, it seems to have an unmarked omnipresent shortcut to Orange's internet service, which means that whether you are confused by the menu, or the typeface, or the user- confounding buttons, you are never more than one click away from accidentally plunging into an overpriced galaxy of idiocy, which, rather than politely restricting itself to news headlines and train timetables, thunders "BUFF OR ROUGH? GET VOTING!" and starts hurling cameraphone snaps of "babes and hunks" in their underwear at you, presumably because some pin-brained coven of marketing gonks discovered the average Orange internet user was teenage and incredibly stupid, so they set about mercilessly tailoring all their "content" toward priapic halfwits, thereby assuring no one outside this slim demographic will ever use their gaudy, insulting service ever again.


Execellent - I couldn't have put it better myself.

If any mobile phone manufacturers out there want to challenge my biased "mobile-o-phobia" I would be happy to test anything you send to me - after all if you can convince a mobile phone hater to use your phone you are half way to convincing a whole un-tapped market of mobile phone haters to replace or update their present phones.

Right now I just put up with them - they are an annoyance - but if you listen to annoyed consumers you might discover something to your advantage ...


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February 23, 2007

Lazy Headline

From the Daily Tautology Daily Telegraph comes this wonderfully tautological headline Under-18s are banned from x-rated exhibition

I'm not one to be fussy (*ahem*), but even I thought the whole point of the "X-Rating" was to stop people under 18 seeing material like this.

Even Wikipedia points out that in the UK the X-Rated certificate was changed, and that from 1970 to 1982 it was redefined as meaning "Suitable for those aged 18 and over" - not that I would rely on Wikipedia in my search for the truth any more than I would rely on Mainstream Media ...

Lazy headline, stupid filler, or a "slow news day".. you decide ...


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January 5, 2007

AdPorn

Take a quick look at this picture.

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What does it represent? What it meant to be?

It is quite clear that it is using visual imagery that is very close to the visual imagery found in pornographic images.

Was the choice of imagery deliberate - or was it an accident foisted on the company by some over-zealous advertising type?

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April 11, 2006

10 Cold War Films

One of my criteria here was that the film should be made before the end of the Cold War – which I would date at about the time the Berlin Wall came down (1989) .

I tend to prefer earlier Cold War movies that were made at a time when paranoia was peaking - before the age of détente.

This list is in chronological order and spoilers follow - but as the films run from 1951 – 1974 everyone should have seen them by now.

The Day the Earth Stood Still (Robert Wise - 1951) This tale of aliens arriving on Earth and sorting out the Cold War nuclear threat found a deeply popular niche in the popular psyche. Even now people meet and/or channel aliens that advise that “humankind should change its ways” by “giving up all atomic weapons”. Early Cold War classic that just looks like a Science Fiction movie and launched a thousand imitators – none of which were half as good as this.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Don Siegel - 1956) – The ultimate 5th columnist tale as identikit aliens take over America in a story of deep paranoia and metaphoric confusion. Who are the “pod people” – infiltrated communists from behind the Iron curtain or McCarthyite brainwashed Americans? You decide - and then decide who you would trust.

The Mouse That Roared (Jack Arnold - 1959) – Suppose a small bankrupt country declared war on America expecting to be defeated? With the hope of large post-war grants for “reconstruction” after surrender? And then got their hands on a “doomsday weapon” by mistake? A Cold War comedy classic.

The Manchurian Candidate (John Frankenheimer- 1962) – Brainwashing, assassination and paranoia about the “Dark State” make this a deeply disturbing movie. This is one of the earliest films to deal with the “Dark State” theme - using the idea that the Communists were “brainwashing” people with drugs, and hypnosis tp perform covert assassination. Strangely enough, at this time the CIA were experimenting with brainwashing people with drugs and hypnosis under the MK-Ultra program. The fact that the USA were soon to be rocked by a series of political assassinations and accusations of mind control makes this a highly prescient work – especially as the novel was written in 1959.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (Stanley Kubrick - 1964) – Mad Nazi scientists, mad military and technological malfunction cause WWIII. This film has to be seen to be believed – it reeks of Cold War paranoia and insanity – and then some. It could be classed as a Cold War comedy classic – if you think laughing at the destruction of the planet is funny. This film is slick, sarcastic, cynical and funny as hell – ending with the Vera Lynn WWII song “We’ll Meet Again” was a stroke of genius.

Fail-Safe (Sidney Lumet - 1964) – This tale of technological malfunction ends with a trade off you would never want to make. Similar in theme to Dr. Strangelove, this dark and brooding film asks questions that only conspiracy theorists should ask: How far would you go to stop a nuclear war?

The Spy Who Came In from the Cold (Martin Ritt - 1965) – This is the perfect antidote to the “Spy” genre films epitomized by James Bond and his clones. As this sinister tale unfolds you realize that your friends are really your enemies, your enemies are still your enemies, and when trapped in a web of intrigue sometimes betrayal can only come from within.

The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! (Norman Jewison - 1966): Suppose some Russians arrived in a nuclear submarine by mistake and didn’t want to start a war? Misunderstandings fuel laughs in this tale of non-invasion and paranoia – another Cold War comedy classic. I particularly liked the Paul Revere type character who is still riding across the wilderness shouting “The Russians are Coming!” even as the film comes to an end .Is he the lone voice in the wilderness or a rumour monger stirring up trouble?

The Conversation (Francis Ford Coppola - 1974) - Surveillance, betrayal, paranoia and the big question – just who IS watching the watchers? This is possibly one of the scariest films on the planet. After watching this film I realised that just because I am paranoid doesn’t mean they are NOT out to get me – because they have a living to earn. Highly recommended - if you can stand the heightened level of paranoia that lingers for days afterwards.

The Parallax View (Alan J. Pakula - 1974) – An intrepid reporter investigates the mysterious “Parallax Corporation” and ends up being framed as an assassination patsy in a film that mixes anxiety and paranoia with the fear that the Cold War has created a “Dark State” which is now out of control. This, along with “The Manchurian Candidate” - was one of the first films to introduce the very popular “Dark State” genre which continues up until this day.

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High Noon (Fred Zinnemann - 1952) - This film, for various reasons, has often been cited as a “Cold War” film – but I have a different textual reading of this film that is too small to fit into the margin. “High Noon” is still a great film – just not a Cold War film in my opinion.

Thunderball (Terence Young -1965) – Is still my favourite Cold War “Bond” film - and any claims for “Dr.No” and “From Russia With Love” fall on my deaf ears. Maybe we should file “Bond” films under the “Spy” genre – but in this film an evil scientist tries to take over the world by engineering war between the USA and USSR. It exploits the common fear that somebody else could cause WWIII against the wishes of the USA and USSR – a theme that has found great popularity over the years.


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February 20, 2006

Seduction of the Innocent

The Seduction of the Innocent by Fredric Wertham fueled a backlash against perceived violence and sex in comics - forcing the closure of many titles and the eventual adoption of the voluntary "Comic Code Authority".

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It was the 50's equivalent of the 1980's UK hysteria that led to the banning of "video nasties" - outlawing such cinematic gems as "Driller KIller' along with schock horrors such as "Last House on the Left" and "I Spit on Your Grave" - but not apparently "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" which never made the official list.

I recall most "video nasties" as cheaply made "bucket of blood" movies that were more likely to make us howl with laughter than howl with terror - but then I had already been corrupted by a childhood spent reading comics.

The only reason I mention this now I because I found a site that had come old covers of War Comics - but it seems that they aren't there for nostalgic reasons

Comics books do not only pervert the minds of children. They have helped shape and have formed the attitudes of generations of Americas toward violence, treatment of the "enemy" from World Wars I and II, Vietnam, the Gulf War - right up to the present.

This site also features sections on "Germans shown with contorted, mean and unshaven faces", "Germans depicted as being cruel and evil, usually to defenceless people" and "Hitler depicted as a crazy lunatic".

These are comic books right? I grew up on a diet of the things and I don't hate Germans - even as a child I knew the difference between a fictional representation of WWII and the real thing - no matter how many fictional stereotypes of "nazi" behaviour I was exposed to.

Every so often we get one of these moral panics come along - all of a sudden the media cry out almost as one -
its either comic books or video nasties or rave music or video games or the internet which is wrecking our youth.

Everytime we get one of these moral panics hyping up the evil "youth wreckers" it is just an excuse to whip up enough public hysteria to implement more controls on whatever it is that the government want to control next.

Whether it be comic books, video, games, internet, music with offensive lyrics - whenever you get public outrage whipped up like this - the real deal is who controls what we read, watch, play or use.


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February 13, 2006

RetroCrush - Polish Movie Posters

This page of Polish movie posters is awesome - I have several faves but for today I think "Apoocalypse Now" ...



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I love the fact that the Internet has made rare ephemera - magazine covers, posters and the like - available to a wider audience.

Before this you had to buy expensive coffee-table books or catch an exhibition if you were lucky - although I remember that comic book conventions were good places to look at comics you could never afford and see covers of more specialist magazines from America.



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