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Back when Farmer had 25 crails in one mag, lived in SF, and got his blue wig thrown into the bay during a Giants/Dodger game-those were the days...
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Back when Farmer had 25 crails in one mag, lived in SF, and got his blue wig thrown into the bay during a Giants/Dodger game-those were the days...

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Hammeke sent in this photo of Creature's newest pro, David Gravette rockin' the Trife squirrel shirt. Look for a new graphic coming out real soon for both coozies and T's...

Continuing our weekly Tuesday Talk situaish, today we talk with Slap photo editor Joe Brook who has been busy spreading the word of the Fatback...
Do you have any nicknames?
J. Breezy?
How long you been shootin pix?
14 Years
Favorite camera you've owned?
Nikon FE2/4x5 camera.
Will you ever go fully digital?
Time will tell? I like film a lot. It's a Digital world?
Top 3 photos that you've shot?
Dumb question.
What's your fetish with American flags?
I like the way people display them. Apparently there is a certain way to display them. Google it and learn something!
Average alcohol consumption per week?
Check the Trife bitches; I got beers 24/7 in my hand! My new nick name from my New York trip was Darth Fadar! 2 week bender! I almost put the Fish out of business—sorry Tino!
How did Fatback Productions start?
I think Dawes or Drehobl coined the Term Fat Back. I capitalized on it. It was very organic of course! We have quite the following! As long as checks come in I'll keep cashing them! Fat Back Apparel Spring 2009! We want Drehobl to quit Elwood, but Kenny has got him on lock! We offered him 10g's a month! But keep it on the Hush! We also have a Energy bar and drink in the works! P-Stone is helping with that!
Average food consumption per day?
Jason Dill takes the cake for Steady Eating Crew! He can stuff it down! I think he has 4 stomachs! Rojo called the shots and put him on; he's the big shot CEO over there!
Is there a minimum weight requirement to be in the Fatback Posse?
It just pure consumption! I think Evan Becker just got kicked off! We thought he would would pack on the pounds when he had kids! He really disappointed us! Toad's been claiming Fat Back as well! Fake Eater! I think he's a Manorexic!
Top 3 skaters to shoot photos with?
Any one that's down to
S
H
R
E
D
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sorry that's 4
What's worse, P-Stone's gas or Chet's breath?
That a hard one! We should put these guys in a Lab and have them quarantined and tested! If you put these guys in a room with a terrorist they would tell you any thing you wanted to know. I think the government should hire them for that. Maybe they could contain there odor's some how?
Are you paying me for these ideas or what! It could be the Militaties next Big Weapon of mass Destruction!
How did you get the Lakai dudes to model the Trife shirts?
They asked me. They said the Trife is the Blogzilla of Blogs! Remember we used there Fed ex # and you shipped us the shirts the next day. They made me stay an extra day to shoot the photo's of them and they upgraded my flight the next day to First Class! They might have Trife tattoos after that trip?
Best Trife memory?
Montana Was off the Chain! Alfy Baby
Best part of being a Fatback?
The Camaraderie! And our shoe called the Lipid coming out on the Swoosh. Chet hooked it up. It's going to Lipo Suction Fat in the air bag in the Heel area—'Protect your feet People!' Damn, I let the cat out of the bag—sorry Hunter and Kevin! Drehobl got something in the works at Vox with a chicken wing holder in the laces!
Worst part of being a fatback?
There is no worst in our Vocab! Livin' and lovin' son! Our glass is always half full! (PMA) Positive Mental Attitude!
Who is your favorite OG Slap Pal, and why?
They all hold a special place in my heart.
Trife 4 Life!

Drehobl's been puttin' some time in on the road lately. He just got one of them iPhone things and sent in a few photos of some of the dudes he's hung with along his travels including this one of JT Aultz...

RIck Howard putos...

Grosso wise...

all photos: Toad

Nestor and J.S...

Dan Wolf on the scene to make sure it comes out buttery...

3 retards learn how to ride a bike...

"Whoa!!!"

Morf had it covered photo-wise...

That dude...

"Ok, who wants to be the maricon?"

This aint the Lakai video...

"Shaggy???"

"Make up!!!"

"Fuck, I'm always the maricon!!!"

Peace out...
You can check the finished video at Adidas website, click on Michael Sieben, then put your cursor over the artist and click video—Adidas, you really need to get a direct link, whatevs...

Thought he didn't?


We started the night at the GAMH where Eric Shea had a tribute to Graham Parsons night going...

Noelle and company killed it...

That dude was there...

Then over to the Parkside for the benefit for Emily where Hightower was warmin' up for Robstock...

Token drummer shot...

Colt Cannon and Sally V...

Team Connecticut...

Out back we ran into Garreth Stehring at Broach's not so new fetish...

Get some...

$20 to be on the Trife? Sure...

How to be an asshole was TFL...

Then what seemed like forty of us jumped into the back of Tim's truck for some serious after-party vectors...

Janet wise...

Naught Weighstad was there too...

The next day I saw this...

And this...

Here's a little interview with Enjoi filmer and aspiring photographer, Kyle Camarillo
photo:Jai
What are some of your nicknames?
Creepy. Cam-Cam is an older one; only the OG homies say it.
Where are you from originally?
Menlo Park, CA. Boring but awesome. We got a skatepark now dude.
How was making the transfer from Penis Isle to the big city?
Im driving through the tenderloin and I must be doing something right cause all these women keep smiling and waving at me.

photo: Whiteley
What got you into filming?
I was the only one in the crew whose dad let us use his video camera.
What have you been working on since the Enjoi video was completed?
M tan, Enjoi podcasts, praying for Jerry's ankle to heal, pivot fakies, chest hair, expanding my knowledge of the shaolin, and Tilt Mode 3.
Who is your favorite non Enjoi roster dude to go film and why?
Damn, thats a hard one. Jason Adams cause we went to Greer.
Best part of your job?
Skating pretty much everyday, not having a schedule, and traveling.
Worst part of your job?
Skating pretty much everyday, not having a schedule, and traveling.
What's your average alcohol intake per week?
Out of step with the world.

Most embarrassing moment?
Pushing mongo for the first 4 years
Is Evs really a grumpy dude or just misunderstood?
A little bit of both.
If LOST was reality, and you were on the plane crash, which Enjoi member would you want to be stranded on the island with most?
Clark-duh! Dude could warp us back home before the episode aired that night.
I hear you got into shooting photos recently, are you hoping to put the video camera on the shelf and turn into the next Joe Brook?
Regardless of his photo skill, Joe is right up there next to Clark on the awesome scale. So hell yea I want to be as awesome as Joe, but nah, photos are just something fun on the side. A new medium to learn—a hobby maybe? Not sure. I'm sticking with video till the end, or until my dad asks for the camera back.
Top 3 websites you visit?
howtomakedanzangry.com, dennisbusenitzforSOTY.net, and louiebarletta'scloset.org
What does the future hold for getcreepy.com?
Worse blog updates. Worse videos, and way worse photos.

You'd think it was the 4th of July...
all photos: The Outlaw














Took it to Pot Hill park for Shelly's bday bbq...

The usual suspects were in attendance...


Toadly Gustav is in town...

Snake Eyes fool...

Struby Doo, where are you?!?!

No bigs...

Macro cheese...

Visser vectoring...

4 Evs...

Toadly kite flying...

Winnie the Puto wise, we killed it...

Full on whiffle ball scenario...

Birthday girl...

El Mumma's a slugger...

Tmo, maybe not so much...

Then this dude showed up...

With the old man...

And Sarah and Franky Jupes...

Quick family portrait...

"Can you please buy me a Giants hat?"

"Holla, Im on the motherfuckin' Trife y'all!!!"

Born to Blog, The Outlaws version will be coming up soon...

City Skateboards had the Big Bachinsky video premiere at the house that Frank Chu built...

Limo wise...

Struggle was actin' like it was a Hustle premiere...

Fat Back Productions and the Queen of Fat Fridays...

12 Galaxies full of putos...

Girls freakin' while freakin' Nick Scurich gives a shot out to the Red Dragons...

Uh oh, looks like that guys gettin' his wasted face on...

Fab five Fatback...

What the fuck's a Matlin?!?

Fat Back productions stepped it up a notch...

How to really be an asshole...

Index finger-wise...

Holla at your boy, Mr Fab fool...

What the fuck's a Ghost Ride?!?!

Oh Jesus, somebody keep an eye on this guy...

What the fuck are we doing on stage?!?!

"Damn, it stinks"

What the fuck's a Dumovich?!?!?

"What the fuck's epiclyTRIFE?!?!"

Daisy Duke wise...

"Hows my hair look?"

Just another night for How To Be An Asshole...

"HELP!!!"

Then into the space shuttle for a make your own dance party waish...

"Biggs, pull up your pants..."

Queen Beezy...

One big happy family...

"I fuckin' love you guys..."

"Hi mom; Schmitty's wasted again..."

Get fucked, I am...

Don't go to Benders tonight unless you want to see a bunch of dirtbags talking about how rad El Mumma is. There might even be a few broads with Lowcard shirts on, bound to suck.

"We had a shirts off party and the Ginch was too scared to show some skin." —PBR Dods

Meet Lowcard's newest employee, the Fluffer...
What is your real name?
Jasmine Slovak
Where are you from?
A rock in the middle of the ocean, Honolulu.
Average alcohol consumption per week?
Hmm... trick question?
How did you get a job at Lowcard and what are you doing there?
I wanted to get some experience in the mag industry, and Reija brought me in... I think more to even up the testosterone/estrogen ratios at Lowcard, than for my extensive knowledge about the skate industry.
What do you do or fluff at Lowcard?
Good question. I'm still figuring that out. I help with accounts sometimes, fill in where needed and for when preggers is out of office... but am starting to think I'm kept around more for entertainment... Stay tuned for: "The Fluffer drops in"
What's the best thing about the job?
They let me drink beer.
What's the worst part?
The hangovers.
Most embarrassing moment?
Running into Drehobl at the Hemlock and asking if he's related to Corpsey.
Do you check the Trife?
Religiously...who doesn't?

If you run into the Fluffer at the bar, dont be afraid to say hi. She doesn't always bite...


Woke up on the 4th to this view out the window of the mo-mo...

Took it downtown Seward to check the scene and get ready for the Mountain Marathon...

Did I mention it was Independent's Day...


Little guy action straight out the gates...

"Horsey?"

Bernese wise...

The women were next and this bird won...



That's congressman Don Young, eating off the garbage can-no bigs...

The Alaskan gettin' her patriotic flare going...

Meanwhile Richiott got his double scoop waffle cone situaish handled...

This was the closest I got to seeing a bear...

Then it was time for the men...

The crowd was ready...


Up the shoot they went...

RIP in peace...

Kelly's moms husband Bill on the move...

The Alaskan with su mamma very pleased...






Bill sighting on the way back down...

Gettin' a high five from his son...

Once you pass the hospital, there's no going back—Congrats Bill and thanks Seward, epic 4th!

Maricon's gone wild...


Woke up here...

Kelly found an old friend...

One last walk through Homer...

Yo Ed, I was reppin' your shit daily puto-Alaskan's love Vox...

Some epic chowdah before hittin' the road...

This was the first thing I saw when we got to Seward...

Halibut wise...

"Quiero pescado..."




At the skatepark, it was a full on BMX demo in the rain...

Then at the bar it was a PBR demo...

Sully squared...

Last call—the Alaskan went big...


Waves—where's Farmer boy?

Just another moose...

Fish wise...

I think this guy was in an old Freedumb ad...



A bit awkward...


Peace out...

Our friend Emily who you may know from Pops and/or Popside got hit by a car on her birthday and lost 12 teeth and broke her jaw. This show is a benefit for her huge medical bills. There will be a raffle with art and tatoos and bartabs. Get your fuckin' ass off the couch and be there with wallet in hand, she needs our help and this night will be a good way to show the love, plus its not EVERY night you get to see Hightower play. Thank you putos...

Look who showed up at Pot Hill. Just for the record, Skate Works does not sponsor the Worst Dude Ever, nor sell magnets...
Photo: Davoud

Pre 3G, but still pretty epic. 11pm putos, it dont get dark up there...

No bigs...

Took it over to Kelly's uncle Casey's to do some backyard wine sippin' by the ol' fire pit...

Brought along a very important friend...

Lazors aren't so easy when it doesn't get dark...

Kelly's bro Patrick in attendance...

Kellys sister's boyfriend Dan...

Kellys uncle Casey...

Kelly's uncle Casey's wife, Page (Welcome to the Trife y'all)

That dude...

Ended the night with some serious shuffleboard situaish...

Shots were consumed and then this happened...

The next morning I had to wake up to this...

Not everything's roses in Alaska...

BJ's all day everyday though...

On the road to Homer we stopped for this vantage...

Even though she's the Alaskan, the beauty was still breaking her head...

More moose, no bigs...

Then we saw it, see that little strip of land in the water, that's Homer's Spit and where eagles dare...


Mad Halibut everywhere...

Beach-wise...

Starfish vectoring...

You get the picture...

The Salty Dawg is this epic novelty bar at the end of the Homer Spit...

Inside there's dollar bills everywhere pinned up to the wall...

Errrr...

They got a Toadally epic book selection...

Rumor has it, you have to get naked if you want to pin shit to the roof. I took it easy on em, and opted for wall status...

So it turns out me and the Gav are pretty bro. For any doubters, just check out his website—no bigs...

For all you putos that think the Cook Off should be at Potrero, get fucked. This is tradition—don't be a maricon!

On 4th of July I went to the new skate park for some sweet grilling and watched regulars and out of towners rip the bowl apart..(although i did not get a single shot of people skating i did get these shots)—The Outlaw

Apparently Biggs has been savin' money on rent these days...

Soon to be Pop-Card was there handin' out old boards and under cooked chicken...




The many faces for a Lowcard crappy used board...

Jake Donnelly...

LSR on the scene...

It was a bitch getting the charcoal started, so they got Shea Bones on the scene...

Sally and Blaire chillaxin'...

"So Toad, are you hiring?"

JT and 24 hrs of Spanky (no, the dude in the hoodie is not O'Dell)...


Like father...

like son...
America... Fuck Yeah!!!

So me and the Alaskan went back to her home to Meet The Sully's part 2...

Coming in at midnight and the sun was still shining...

How much meth did I smoke to get there???

The first day we took it out to Girdwood and saw a moose crossing, no bigs...

AP sighting...

Hightower wise...

Yeah, I got color accent mode—so?


K-Sul and P-Sul trammin' it up...

The Cali kid...

Pat's chica had an in for some trays and we started tray boarding...

This move is called the waitress, it's harder then it looks...

Next up, the Alaskan Tornado...

WIpe out...

Danger wise, we we're at an all time high...



Pat was a fuckin' natural at the shit...

Then Pat got hooked up with a free para gliding ticket...

Birds eye view...

But he's not afraid to die, the people all call him Alaska...

Last week, Vans had a party at Club Sux launching a new line of shoes for cool dudes such as Max, Cards, Gabe etc...

The Ramondetta's were out and about, I think Pete came straight from the airport...

Eric Dressen and Jim Thiebaud...

Greg C and Blackhart...

Sam and Peter

Schmitty was content just chewing his gum

Georgia and friend

Peter and the ever so illusive Jasin Pharis

collaborative art works by Max Schaaf and other artist for Vans

Gabe Morford

Steve Olson


Grimmy and lady friend

dlxs renegades

How Dare You Zack

Trixi and T-mo on his best behavior

Mira

happy Jonah and friend

Scooter and Shelly

The Real Skinny...Nieratko

KCDC's Amy Gunther and Lowcard Rob

Sally V. and Steve Olson
Thanks to Josie for all the photos

This grew in my garden while I was gone. —Hewitt